"Just buy a mop and a rag, and I'll blow you right down the hall for it."

Fucking your mistress is so nice — as long as your wife doesn't find out

Called a friend to surprise her husband and ended up cheating

Called an experienced hooker to the house, and her ex-girlfriend came

Realtor knows how to persuade a hesitant client to buy

The thief didn't learn his lesson and had to be punished a second time (part 2)

Dealt with a thief by punishing her without the help of the police (part 1)